Let’s face it—being a mum is not an easy job, and sometimes our “beautiful angelic children” can drive us absolutely bonkers.That’s why every mum deserves a little time out—for her sanity, and maybe for the kids’ safety too!
Colouring is a simple, calming way to reclaim a little peace and control in the middle of the chaos.Stay Calm and Don’t Kill the Kids gives you that moment to pause, breathe, laugh, and get creative.
This 3-in-1 colouring book includes 60 stress-relieving images across three fun themes:Sugar Skull LadiesFloral MoonscapesHilarious Parenting Phrases. Whether you have five quiet minutes (lucky you!) or an entire afternoon (we’re dreaming now), you can flip through pages filled with funny parenting affirmations, sarcastic quotes, and beautiful designs to colour your stress away.
Bonus: The next time someone asks, “Aren’t you too old to be colouring?” you can proudly say, “I’m keeping the kids alive—this is therapy.”
Product Features:
Single-Sided Pages – Each image is printed on its own page.
Parenting Quips & Affirmations – Every second backing page includes a funny or uplifting quote to brighten your mood.
Three Unique Themes – No repetitive designs here! You’ll get variety and value in every session.
Detailed & Diverse Art Styles – Relax with intricate Sugar Skull Ladies and calming Floral Moonscapes.
Humour with Heart – Enjoy witty jokes and sarcastic truths about motherhood as you colour.
Colour Testing Pages – Test your pencils or markers before diving in with our handy test sheets.Not a mum yourself?
This book makes the perfect Mother’s Day or birthday gift for any mum who deserves a break—and a laugh.
Our Tips for Maximum Enjoyment: Have your own pencil case ready—no one likes soggy, half-chewed markers.Grab a mug of coffee... or wine. Whatever works.Find the best hiding spot in the house—because let’s be honest, the little darlings will come looking eventually.
Stay Calm and Don't Kill the Kids - Colouring Book
Book Size: US Letter (8.5 x 11 in / 216 x 279 mm)
Page Count: 124 Pages
Interior Color: Standard Black & White
Paper Type: 60# White — Uncoated
Binding Type: Paperback Perfect Bound
Cover Finish: Matte